Shabondama (DetroitSucksMix)
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Unicorns and rainbows, kittens and puppies
Elmo and Grover, even Barbie.
Anne Geddes photos, beanie babies, too.
These things are all more hard-core than you.

Parroting is so easy, the monkey does just what he sees.
You say you're dangerous, but that don't make you us.
Attitude ain't enough, you're soft.

Your little bubble feels safe, so familiar
You can be anything you wanna say you are.
And when your bubble bursts I guess that you'll be fucked --
There's always other bands to blame your problems on.
Shabondama.

Erkle and Potsie, Webster and Arvid
Carleton Banks and Subway Jared.
Officer Hoppy, even fucking Pat Boone,
All of these dudes are cooler than you.

Piercings, tats and Doc Martens
Are your Abercrombe & Fitch.
Those little white rows you shove up your nose
Don't make you a rock star, you 'tard.

Your little bubble feels safe, so familiar
The most perverted things just seem so natural.
And when your bubble bursts I guess that you'll be fucked
There's always cops around to blame your problems on.
Shabondama.

Betty and Wilma, Bugs Bunny as a chick,
All hotter than you and it makes me sick.
You had the humor, you had the intellect
Now you're "ass-up" on the internet.

Taking off your clothes is fine
I do it all of the time.
But not for a crowd. I bet Daddy's proud.
Snap another photo, you hoe.

Your little bubble feels safe, so familiar
The most perverted things just seem so natural.
And when your bubble bursts I guess that you'll be fucked
There's always Mom and Dad to blame your problems on.
Your little bubble feels safe, so familiar
The most perverted things just seem so natural.
And when your bubble bursts I guess that you'll be fucked
There's always Mom and Dad to blame your problems on.
Shabondama.