wtf is this
what
This little site is dedicated to hosting fan-made wallpapers, aka desktop pictures of one totally obvious theme - Morning Musume, plus Hello!Project et al. Don't know who they are? Get the hell out.
why
My objective of creating wallpapers is to make upon an already great photo into something even greater. A lot of people out there simply crop a 1024x768 out of a picture without doing anything to it whatsoever. And then there are some that would add a bunch of effects and text that just uglyfy the whole god damned photo, which is worse. A good design could and should do more than just that and I am here to do it the right way. Also I like to sharpen my Photoshop skills with experimenting, and looking at cute girls in the process is a big plus.
Okay the reasons above are merely excuses, just so to pretend that I know my shit. Matter of fact I make these desktop so that I can jerk off at MM with full screen, every night before I sleep.
who
Running the place is a dude called Chancha. Hmm, well all you need to know about me is that I am a closet MoMusu fan who has been involved to hell in the fan community on the net. Oh yeah just in case there are girls reading this here is my wowing mug shot. And please girls, do not get wet right there, my carpet is pretty expensive. By the way did I mention that I am also optically impaired, all for you glasses fetish girls out there???
Also, lately I earned a HUGE magenta fetish. The site layout is mag, my hair dye is mag, my clothes are mag, a crap load of the wallpapers I make are mag. Hint to girls: if you wanna turn me on, wear magenta panties. And magenta is NOT = pink.
*** since I obviously got fans and my mug shots have been there for a while, well I am being taken advantage here, there goes my updated sexy photos pitch black hair and whee glasses.
how
I am royally a Mac geek considering I work in the graphics field, but don't confuse me as a spoiled kid of some kind. Matter of fact my crappy setup is just this:
iBook G3 600MHz 384MB
with OS X whatever the newest is
Photoshop majorly, I pimp at it I tell ya
of course some Illustrator too if you can't notice
the site is hand-coded, not any gay WYSIWYG
and some lube. ok not really
Pathetically slow, I know. They look great though, here is my awesome desk setup, and my lovely screenshot
Sometimes I get to work on the godsend G5 at school where I can see so much fucking more on screen
where
The apparent way to contact me is, the bloody bbs of the site, which is just a one shot guestbook. Shit took me a long time to set up, so use it, ngaplz!
Otherwise if you are a Japanese schoolgirl wanting to stalk me, or just have any concern on loving stuff I can offer that, through chancha at mac dot com. B-cup or less is preferred.
Actually, on second thought, D-cup + is also ok, but mail with your photo as proof, please.
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